Subject: BDAY PARTY, [closed]

[kyle peters]

To: All Contacts
From: [e-mail]
Subject: BDAY PARTY
Date: November 9 2008
Time: 8:57 PM

Hey guys,
So, I know that it's a bit late this year, my birthday was like nine days ago, but I'm going to be throwing my party on November 12. Yeah, yeah, it's late but whatever. I was expecting a suprise party but noooo. Haha, just kidding. I just got wrapped up in a few things and got busy. So anyway, yeah. I'll be having a bit of a get together that evening, come over to my place at around 7:30 and I'll have a bit of food set up, but feel free to bring anything.As far as presents go, don't worry too much about it, I know you all value me as a friend, bahaha. Anyway, of course it's in my apartment so you all should know where that is.I hope to see you guys there and if you have any questions just reply to this email or give me a call. You know my number.

-Kyle Peters

[kylie parker]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE:BDAY PARTY
Date: november ninth 2008
Time: 9:03 am

Hey Kyle,
Um, I don't know you? I'd come to your birthday, but one, I live in New York, two, I have no idea who you are, and three, how did you get my email? Sorry if it sounds rude, I just really don't like random people emailing me when I have no clue who they are. Spammers. Anyways, just email me back, I won't get all pissed at you. =] Unless your some really random old perverted guy, or a friend playing a prank on me.

Kylie <3

[kyle peters]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE: BDAY PARTY
Date: November 9 2008
Time: 9:21 PM

Sorry,
Oh geeze. This must be like...random as hell then. I actually can't answer that question because I have no idea how I got your e-mail address. Somehow my computer must have messed up or I miss typed something? Well, whatever the case is I obviously didn't mean to send you that message. And there's no need to worry I'm not a random old perverted guy or anything. Well, I am a guy but I'm not old or perverted. I'm twenty-two. Uh...yeah. Just emailing you back like you said I should.
Totally random buuuuut you have the female version of my name. ;D

-Kyle Peters

[kylie parker]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE:BDAY PARTY
Date: november ninth 2008
Time: 10:03 pm

Weird,
Okay so where do you live? This is just way too weird. Maybe it got forwarded? No, maybe someone hacked your account? I dunno. But either way, it's nice to actually get email that isn't junk once in a while, even if I have no idea who the hell you are at all. Mm, sure you're not perverted? I can tell you know. I'm a physic and i can see that your trying to picture me naked. Which is pretty weird considering that you don't even know what I look like. Maybe we'll have to trade pictures soon. Wait, I'm rambling on aren't I? This is just..weird. Okay so I'm shutting up.

Kyle and Kylie are the raddest names out there.
Kylie <3

[kyle peters]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE: BDAY PARTY
Date: November 9 2008
Time: 10:15 PM

Kylie,
I don't know about a hacker or anything, but maybe it was forwarded some how? I have no idea. But anyway, I live in LA, pretty far from New York, huh? I think you're physic skills are letting you down though becuase I'm not a pervert and I think I would know. D; Trading pictures soon? Pssh, don't get your hopes up missy, how do you know that I'll want to trade pictures with you? For all I know you could be the internet pervert. Haha.

-Kyle Peters

[kylie parker]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE:BDAY PARTY
Date: november ninth 2008
Time: 10:20 pm

Hai,
Pfft, happy late birthday person i have known for...two days but barely spoke to! Bahaha me a pervert? Uh huh, right. I touch people in their sleep D; They love it. Haha just kidding. I don't know weather its safe or not to joke around you..don't take anything I say seriously mkay hon? Aw, I know you just wanna see ma sexy body (;

Kylie <3

[kyle peters]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE: BDAY PARTY
Date: November 9 2008
Time: 10:27 PM

Kylie,
Lol thanks. Sexy body? You're making me uncomfortable without even trying. D: No, I'm lying. Haha. But it's okay, it's safe to joke, I probably joke around too much myself. But I guess since you seem like you really want to see, here's me. Now I better get one too or I'll really feel like you're a pervert.

-Kyle Peters

[kylie parker]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE:BDAY PARTY
Date: november ninth 2008
Time: 10:36 pm

Rawr,
Yes. I like my body. =D. But I'm short =/. I don't like being short. You should make me grow supper duper tall. Psh, you know you want it. I joke around too much too. Don't worry. Your not alone there. But I stopped being sarcastic. So don't be sarcastic around me or i'll probably get all super bitch on you. Ahh, very cute ;D. My lucky..two days? I dunno. But your smexay! Now you don't get a pic of me. Cause I'm gonna be your stalker.

Just kidding. This is me. I'm the girl obviously. The dude that's face is cut off is my older brother Cameron. The other guy was my twin brother Elijah.

Kylie <3

[kyle peters]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE: BDAY PARTY
Date: November 9 2008
Time: 10:42 PM

Kylie,
Oh, but i'm short too. Not short like four feet tall short, but sort fo short when you're looking at guys. I'm five eight and a half. Oh geeze. I don't want you to o super bitch on me but I can't help but to be sarcastic? It just slips out sometimes, sorry Kylie. Oh thanks. And I don't meant to sound cocky or anything but I get that a lot. ;D
Uhm, uhm you look like a good looking youn glady but I don't know if I want to say anymore because I don't know how much younger you are compaired to me. For all I know you could be like...sixteen or somehing And I could go to prison. I don't think that would fly over with my mom too well, she already doesn't like how I don't know what I want to do with my life.

-Kyle Peters

[kylie parker]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE:BDAY PARTY
Date: november ninth 2008
Time: 10:46 pm

Kyle,
Ahh, i'm like, five foot three? Four? I dunno exactly. I just don't like being short. It's fine, but I might get a little pissed at you and ignore you for a while..that is if we keep talking like this...which is pretty fun actually..Cocky? That just reminds me of...never mind ;D *whistles innocently*

Haha thanks, that was three years ago. When I was seventeen. I'm twenty now. I still look the same though. It's pretty pathetic really. But yeah. You won't go to jail for calling a twenty year old anything. Call me a bitch and I might freak out even though I know it's true. Anyways, yeah..
Kylie <3

[kyle peters]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE: BDAY PARTY
Date: November 9 2008
Time: 10:51 PM

Kylie,
I have no idea what you're trying to get at there, but it seems dirty. Is that what you are trying to do? Make a dirty joke? Pfft. Not cool. Just kidding.
Oh okay, that makes me feel better then, I can say that you're cute and then I can;t get sent to jail, always a good thing to know.
So, you said you live in new york, what are you doing there, were you born there? And ew, how can you stand it, I heard the winters are horrible. D: but then again I do just hate the cold...

-Kyle Peters

[kylie parker]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE:BDAY PARTY
Date: november thenth 2008
Time: 9:23 pm

Kyle,
Lmao, maybe. nah. I suck at jokes. So i tend to just stay away from trying to be funny. But it really did remind me of it! Don't make me say it either because you know what I'm talking about. I'm sure of it. Haha, you can call me cute even if I was sixteen. Which I do look like I am. It's not like you..raped me or anything like that.

Ah, I've lived here my whole life. I love it =D. Where do you live??
Kylie <3

[kyle peters]

To: [e-mail]
From: [e-mail]
Subject: RE: BDAY PARTY
Date: November 10 2008
Time: 10:51 PM

Kylie,
You don't know that. For all you know I could be booking a flight to New York right now to come and rape and stalk you missy. No, just kidding. But I am booking a flight to new york...only because one of my friends is staying there for some dumb princess show. i don't even know why i nomianted her...i'm so stupid sometimes. and i know i can;t see her but i at least want to be in the city? pfft. i don't know where i'm going with this.

God Kylie are you dumb or something? We've been through this all ready! I live in LA. but don;t really, you aren;t actually dumb, i'm just messing with you. ;D

-Kyle Peters